hunting Osama

[Ryan Campbell]

The other day I was at work and went to the officers barber shop to get my hair cut (We have inmates that cut our hair if we wish to have that service). The offender that cuts my hair is black, comes from houston and actually comes from a pretty good family, not your typical convict. He's fairly well educated actually. Anyway he's cutting my hair and the TV is on with the recent news about the london bombings and al quieda. As he is cutting my hair he tells me that the wrong people are looking for Osama bin Laden, forget the army or marine corps, he told me how to do it. This is paraphrasing but it's what he said and I laughed so hard I couldnt breath:

"they need a black woman to go to the judge and say that Osama bin Laden owes her child support, the state of Texas would FIND his ass".

I had tears in my eyes i was laughing so hard. just thought i'd share

[turk2di]

[mrjbigfoot]

That's sort of along the same lines of one I heard about illegal aliens... the joke was that we can trace a cow with mad cow disease down to what stall it's in, in who's barn and even if it's had any calves, exactly where they're at... need to give every illegal a cow when they enter the country so we can keep track of them...

[kahuna]

[texasrack]

Now that is funny..I don't care you ya are!

[Win Mag]

[levergun]

:PThat's funny.

[MoGoosin]

those are both good ones

[Justyn]

thast pretty funny right there

[jwj4856]

I think maybe they should try it, it may work.